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Oracle #1

Sidd Finch
Friday, September 26, 2003

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The Ego Has Landed

Oracle has never quite gotten over being the #2 software company behind Microsoft.  And as a result, CEO Larry Ellison has more "Bill Envy" than anyone on the planet.  Whether it's in CEO pay, donations to charity or building a huge mansion, Ellison likes to one-up Gates any chance he can.  So to add a little realism to Oracle's advertising campaign, here's our version of their next print ad...

It's not a real ad

About the author
Sidd Finch is a telecommunications industry reporter.


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