Ever hear of the term "portmanteau?" It comes from combining two or more distinct words to create a brand new one. Like smog or Reaganomics. So how about these new terms to add to your high-tech dictionary?
DS Hell: Tech support with Pac Bell
Generica: Mall town, USA
Doorjam: When someone comes into your cubicle and keeps on talking, preventing you from leaving
Smerger: Hostile takeover
Hellidays: Christmas with family
Blogjam: Too much to write in your web diary
Shaggilac: Paradise by the dashboard lights
Actuain't: You're just an accountant
Marketechture: What the VP of Slideware produces
MPFree: New music file format on the internet
Decap: Decaf capuccino
Oblischmooze: Work-related social function
Re-cal: What's going on in the state politics in California
Governator: If Ahnold wins in the election
Sharketizers: Local Santa Cruz surf dudes
Cycledelic: Hallucinations after a long day of riding
Tourtoise France: Last guy in a cycling race
Whyathalon: What you're asking yourself on the last leg of a difficult journey
Ciaoabunga: bye, bye
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