Ben, be sure to post the right story, depending on which way the merger vote goes. Also, if Carly wins, remind me to short the stock. But, if she loses, I think I'll send in my resume. Thanks for all the work on the site this week. Get some rest!
(* $If Merger = True *)
HP's "Miss Management" Wins Merger Vote
Carly, Michael, thanks for having the vision to make this historic merger happen! We were with you all the way.
(* $Else *)
Walter "Dave" Hewlett Campaign Stops Merger Madness
I guess for an academic, Walter knows his stuff after all. Don't say we didn't warn you!
(* $Endif *)
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