Congrats, Walter!

Zack Urlocker
Sunday, March 17, 2002

Ben, be sure to post the right story, depending on which way the merger vote goes. Also, if Carly wins, remind me to short the stock. But, if she loses, I think I'll send in my resume. Thanks for all the work on the site this week. Get some rest!
--Zack

(* $If Merger = False *)

Walter, we never doubted you! Congratulations, Walter!

Walter "Dave" Hewlett Campaign Stops Merger Madness

I guess for an academic, Walter knows his stuff after all. Don't say we didn't warn you!

(* $Else *)

Cheers! Congratulations, Carly!

HP's "Miss Management" Wins Merger Vote

Carly, Michael, thanks for having the vision to make this historic merger happen! We were with you all the way.

(* $Endif *)

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