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Google Stock Peaks

Sidd Finch
Sunday, December 16, 2007

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Googlicious, baby!

Who knew?



(Mountain View, California) Following on Google's recent secondary stock offering the search firm has also indicated that they plan to change their name to "Goo,ooo,ooo,gle" in order to better represent the wealth of the founders and executives.   

In a letter to potential investors filed with the SEC, founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page said they plan on using the funds for "future expansion through the purchase of several small countries in Europe."  Analysts also expect the founders will likely invest in new technologies to keep ahead of rivals Yahoo! and Microsoft.  "They are in need of some serious fashion advice," said Carson Kressley analyst with QueerEye Capital of San Francisco.  "Hello, wardrobe?  I'm coming over right now!" 

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Google has been careful not to make announcements during the SEC-imposed quiet period which was officially launched after the two founders had appeared on the cover of every major magazine.  Nonetheless, there are still apparantly 87 computer users worldwide who are not familiar with Google.  However, all of them work at Microsoft which is busy inventing web search. 

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Sidd Finch is an industry reporter hoping someone google's him pretty soon.

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