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Internet "Research" on the Rise

Zack Urlocker
Sunday, February 17, 2002

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(Washington, DC) New census data shows that 143 million Americans, approximately 54% of the population, were connected to the Internet last month. The census found that most of these users are men between the age of 21 and 35 undertaking important research on Pamela Lee Anderson. Additionally the study indicated that 21% of those surveyed were still rebooting Windows, 12% were getting a busy signal with AOL.

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Zack Urlocker is a pseudonym for a Silicon Valley software executive. He can be reached via email except when he's online doing "research".


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