Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Apple Thinks Big. Really Big.
(Cupertino, California) Apple Computer has announced its next generation of new more powerful iPod music players with larger storage. "These new iPods are not only the most powerful entertainment devices we've ever created," said CEO Steve Jobs, "they're the biggest in the industry." Apple's new iPods store over 7,500 files and comfortably seat four adults. "With our new turbo hybrid electric and combustion engine, we get over 400 files per gallon."
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Sidd Finch is a telecommunications industry reporter who has never inhaled MP3 files.